i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Randomize
