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He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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