But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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