THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Randomize
