That's intense
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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