i jhust puked up my retainher.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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