Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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