I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I came so hard my ears popped.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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