the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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