Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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