this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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