Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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