it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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