He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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