Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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