We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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