i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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