She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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