You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
