smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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