so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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