There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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