I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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