Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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