I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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