seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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