apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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