I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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