so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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