if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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