gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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