I hate your face
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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