Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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