Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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