To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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