Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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