hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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