I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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