Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
