can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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