the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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