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(313): View more from Michigan

White coat. Heels.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.

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(850): View more from Florida

Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.

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(716): View more from New York

I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount

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(443): View more from Maryland

i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?

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(513): View more from Ohio

He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.

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(586): View more from Michigan

My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?

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