i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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