NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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