On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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