Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My life is pants optional.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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