problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
