WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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