Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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