you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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